CutE Little Lamb

Anna had a little lamb
A murderous little thing
Anna went to school today
With arms and legs a-missing

The little lamb went on to town
And ate the people's guts
Its eyes fell on a naked man
And bit off his little nuts

The lamb went to the mayor's house
And rammed down the door
A bang and crash, the mayor screamed
And was mopped off the floor

The lamb picked up a bow and arrow
And shot so many people
Cause it played William Tell
With heads on top of apples

The lamb then went to cross the street
But met its unlucky fate
The postman's car came zoomin' by
And pasted Lamb to its license plate

This is the end of our little friend
But stories aren't always so
There's more where they came from
So watch out for your, you know.